AudioBooks by The Onion

The World Is at a Loss over Who to Admire after Tom Hanks Murders 5 Californians

The Onion

FedEx Confirms That More Than 600,000 People Try to Mail Themselves Each Year

The Onion

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia of Existing Information

The Onion

Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

The Onion