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Parody - don't buy if you don't understand humor, please! Paris - metropolis of lamps and dog shit. Where the women don't shave their armpits, nevertheless they spend thousands on perfume. The most-visited city on the globe. The very best city for gullible holidaymakers, then. Learn the scams, learn the places to avoid. Here's a good example for the Eiffel Tower: Referred to as the "awful tower" locally. Locals often go to the top, as that is the only part of Paris where you can't see it. Long queues. The exorbitant admission price (designed only for gullible holidaymakers) only gets that you the next floor. The very best is the third floor. It's narrower up there, windy, packed - and costs more to move up. From the top however, you can see most of Paris, whether it's a specific day (see weather). Free of charge, by not increasing, you can also see Paris. Better and cheaper. You were wondering ways to get to the first floor? You pay to move up in the elevator to the next floor, then walk down stairs. Plenty of stairs. Lots.
