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Jim McDoniel's debut novel, An Unattractive Vampire, is a darkly comic urban fantasy of old horrors in suburban metropolitan areas. After three hundreds of years trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile, also known as The Cursed One, The Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors, awakens and then find that no-one believes he's a vampire. Seemingly he's just too awful. Modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, poor, and, most troubling of all, good. Driven to reestablish his bloodstained reign, Yulric places out to correct this disgusting switch of happenings or, at least, murder the individual responsible. By using part-vampire wannabe Amanda; Simon, the eight-year-old reincarnation of his best foe; and a cadre of old and awful horrors, Yulric prepares to battle the glamorous undead. But who'll win the to determine, once and for all, what it truly methods to be considered a vampire?
