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In the foreseeable future, the only tool against the evil aliens is a good, sharpened cheddar! The Farfnians rule the galaxy with an flat iron claw, and Globe has been relegated to a backwater planet. What's a nifty little human to do? Find a chink in the Farfnian's chitinous armor - parmesan cheese! Enter Harry Fische, captain of the stringship Limburger, and his intrepid staff: a xenophilic pilot, a security official with more brawn than brain, and an immortal engineer with a loss of life wish. Smuggling parmesan cheese is just employment - until they rescue a curvaceous clone who make the best margaritas in the universe. That's when all hell breaks loose.
