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I know I'm already mated.... I wanna get hitched. What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry? You receive the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest relatives and buddies in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still suspending on to my humanity only if with a thread. Being mated is excellent, but engaged and getting married is important to me. Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning away, I also have to offer with the blast of Demons going into my world from mysteriously opened up portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to are unsuccessful us on the premarital test if we take part in any nookie before the wedding. I'm attempting really hard never to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have to figure out who's opening the portals and offer with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It has been a very difficult week - especially the no nookie part. All I know is this: I am going to say "I really do" on Sunday even if I have to visit hell and back to accomplish it.
