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A wickedly funny sendup of the trendy, pretentious star website GOOP. What is Glop? Glop is an enterprise and an online site. But Glop is also a feeling. It's about picking the right expensive organic eyesight cream that will make you a large, thin, wealthy blonde WASP who works with seamlessly into the top tiers of high society and rests next to Bono at a 42-course seitan tasting evening meal held in a sex dungeon deep under the North Pole. Glop is about being conscious to the small information on our lives - what things to eat, where to buy your cashmere yoga shorts, which juice cleanse will take away the most mercury contaminants from both the body as well as your cashmere yoga shorts. Glop is about you. Within this scathingly humorous parody, Gabrielle Moss skewers the vanity, elitism, and silliness of the approach to life website everybody loves to hate. Listed below are favorite quality recipes, detoxes, activities, cleanses, beauty tips, juice cleanses, vacation locations, and juice cleanse-detoxes and an array of hand creams that will open up your third eyesight - plus a lot of star namedropping and more. Glop includes from the silly to sublime - make-at-home stem cell moisturizing repair masques, weekend colonics, restorative pilates poses (for when Sting is mad at you about that thing you does), and even the freshest bone fragments for your bone broth. Here, too, are G's essential tips on parenthood, romantic relationships, work and funds, entertaining, food (well, maybe not food), spirituality, beauty, fashion, home, presents, kids, and more. Nothing at all in Glop is sacred - except for a few Indian cows you can't afford.
