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Clinton Kelly is probably most widely known for educating women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he uncovers some heretofore unidentified secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, as well as perhaps the world's least enthused senior high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading job or heroically rescuing his closest friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's sociable hurdles with aplomb. With his personal wit, he shares his unique potential to get around the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat rooster wings with a fork on live tv (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this completely unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
