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For the dodgeball court docket, everyone can hear you scream. Justin Lucas just started out at a new high school, but there are no classes in really important stuff like English literature, mathematics, technology, or history. Instead, the complete curriculum is dedicated to participating in dodgeball. Justin is...perplexed. Where will be the pencils and textbooks? Why are there so many explosives strapped to the balls? And what's up with the barbed cable? Does the institution administration think it's appropriate to cover the balls in barbed cable? Dodgeball High does not seem like a safe environment for a man. But his classmates don't caution. They kinda remind him of junior Mafia dons, little serial killers, and pint-sized dictators from third-world countries. And they're all excellent at dodgeball (and the shedding of the classmates' blood vessels), while Justin totally sucks. And to make issues worse, Justin's parents are like...total dicks. They won't let him go to a different school because they think he's full of crap about this "dodgeball nonsense". Not to mention that Dodie Manson, the best player in the institution, has a gigantic crush on Justin. And whoever Dodie desires, Dodie gets, and her BFs have a habit of experiencing extreme pleasure prior to their "mysterious" decapitations. Does Justin have what must be done to make it through and make it to the top of his class before graduation? Or will he be eliminated permanently? Pay attention to Dodgeball High to learn, but look out for the ball that's arriving at your mind!