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Fifteen years after sacrificing most of his family to a damaging, pudding-related tragedy, Simon Debovar has settled into a life of self-imposed exile from the stinking, selfish morass of mankind. Content that his daily highlights includes hazelnut coffee, a long bath, and the occasional jar of olives, his life is completely upturned by the discovery that his ornate living room carpet is the deciding element in a wager between God and Satan. When mysteriously well-timed carpet thieves deprive him of the key heirloom, Simon is required to leave his hermit's living behind for a world of angels, demons, witches, and immortals. And it gets complicated.
