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Eric Baxter doesn't require much. All he wishes is to get his leg-over sometimes with his wife, Helen, and also to lose enough weight to be able to see his genitals again and never have to lean completely ahead. So when Carol (the randy work colleague and fellow food enthusiast who almost seduced him the night time before) arises at his home and introduces herself to his wife, he commences to speculate whether life is playing a cruel useful joke on him. As Carol seems established to make his life a misery for turning her down, and he's about to discover something's heading horribly wrong in the trouser division too, he could very well be right. If that weren't enough to have him attaining for the comfort food, he also has to cope with an oversexed boy who's using the soapy bathroom sponge for something other than cleaning purposes. And also a princess who having just discovered boys has began going out with a six-foot ginger gorilla with huge bushy sideburns. Remembering his neighbor's cat, a vengeful pigeon, a gang of feral children, and a vigilante sausage dog.
