Download For This We Left Egypt?: A Passover Haggadah for Jews and Those Who Love Them AudioBook Free
If you've ever suffered through a Passover Seder, you're well aware of the actual fact that the entire evening can feel like we're still in bondage. You will find endless stories, consistent hand washing, rather than enough eating. The booklet you hold before you is not a typical Haggadah. For This We Remaining Egypt? is a entertaining and engaging parody from the comedic intellects of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach. These award-winning humor authors take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your own home by setting it on fire with a typical blowtorch (ideally out-of-doors), to breaking the middle matzah - that is, when you can find a bit that isn't already cracked, to a hilariously absurd retelling of the Passover story displaying Pharaoh Schmuck, a getting rid of bush that seems similar to Morgan Freeman, and the Promised Land which turned out not to be considered a land of dairy and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. Also included are ineffective commentary and thought-provoking discussion questions throughout such as: Is Manischewitz considered a plague? Posting just in time for Passover, this booklet would be the perfect gift booklet from G-d that you'll want to talk about and giggle over with relatives and buddies.
