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The famed Internet personality - named one of Rolling Stone's Funniest People on Tweets and originator of the viral #notokay for girls to talk about their testimonies of sexual assault - and best-selling writer of Everything IS IDEAL When You're a Liar changes her laser-like wit to anxiousness, parenthood (or "the large insanity of being in charge of the safeness and livelihood of three people besides myself"), popular culture, plus more in this razor pointed essay collection. Like Chelsea Handler, David Sedaris, Dave Barry, and Patton Oswalt, Kelly Oxford - the Canadian local and Los Angeles transplant - has won legions of fans with her comedic skill, down-to-earth voice, and bull's-eye observations on the absurdity of modern life. For instance: "Congratulations, America, I finally get a green greeting card & now I might have to move back again to Canada. Trump in the ultimate two for chief executive. Surreal." "Dear parents of preteen children, inform them they'll get ED by 18 if indeed they watch Internet porn, then buy them some porno mags. Thank you, Women." "I'm not heading to have a coffee this morning, with the intention of blaming all my screw-ups on the skipped coffee." "1 good piece of news today: 7yo told me there is a secret war going on between muffins and cupcakes & I haven't quit thinking about it." Dishing about her kids, her move to America (and what she really considers life in LA), her relationship, and exactly how she copes (or not) with anxiousness and despair, When You Find out the World Is Against You is Kelly at her honest and most disarmingly funny best. Filled up with biting, sensible, and laugh-out-loud insights, this significantly entertaining assortment of vignettes will make you think as much as it will make you laugh.
