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Disclaimer: This is a humorous piece of writing intended for a mature audience over 18. All individuals are over 18. This is possibly advice from Poison, a knife wielding very strong supervillain in the wonderful world of "The Problems" and "Problems on JUST ONE SINGLE Earth" It really is advice about how precisely to live such as a supervillain even if you don't have any powers and do not want to go to jail. It's about attitude. Excerpts: On high school:
- Don't get arrested. Super villains do not get caught.
- Break the rules. A life without detention isn't worth living.
- Anyone can sleeping with a sorority woman. They're seeking to get laid. Find out the way to get a smart woman in bed. That's a task. And she might educate you on something.
- Women in airports will most likely say yes.
- If you as well as your good friend take two odd girls back to a accommodation, one of you should be awake all the time. Sleep in shifts. You never know who's going to kill you.
- If your wife is a telekinetic and telepath who is able to crush your balls with a influx of her side, you may want to reconsider lying to her as a choice.
- Capes are for people who can lift a skyscraper or pretentious assholes. My best good friend The Problems wears a cape. Nobody's perfect.
