Download Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors AudioBook Free
2017 Independent Publisher Network Winner - Best Humor/Satire Novel What a chaos. This was not likely to happen. This is not where Nick Owen thought he would be by this point in life. He used to be always a busy web programmer. Now, he spends almost all of his energy seeking to stop his three-year-old twins from playing in a filthy sand pit. Nick thinks of himself as Daddy 3.0, a stay-at-home daddy - but he just wasn't programmed for this. He must get around a new world of jungle gyms and play schedules while aiding his surgeon better half. He attempts his best to be there for the twins, but he can't stop making chaos of things. He's nearly nearing the end of his rope when the Swing Occurrence happens. The Golf swing Occurrence, spoken of in hushed shades around Nick's NEW YORK apartment building, has brought on the citizen queen bee, nicknamed "Supermom", to declare him an opponent for life. No matter what Nick will to get back into Supermom's good graces, he fails spectacularly. Now, Nick's heading to have to learn to fight fireplace with fire and become the best super-parent on the market. This hilarious new booklet by Rob Armstrong chronicles one man's quest in to the world of modern fatherhood - one botched haircut, playground combat, and filthy diaper at a time. Stay-at-home fathers have a new hero, of sorts.