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What is Entire world Lazy? Nothing of the experts have heard of it, and there's no record than it ever before existing. Yet people swear that they are there. 1 day, they vanished from Globe and wound up in a place where everything they'd ever before wanted came over a sterling silver platter, and there is no urgency to do anything, you understand, productive. Join the fat, socially awkward, will-probably-die-a-virgin Karturian as he navigates our strange universe of anorexic giants, diplomatic zombies, talking cats, a complete planet of women who have never seen a man before, and much, a lot more on his voyage to the mythical Planet Lazy.

• What is the response to 7 + 7 ÷ 7 + 7 x 7 - 7 = ?
• How would you hide tobacco smoke from your parents?
• Does Mozzarella cheese Whiz go better with pancakes or waffles?
• What are pet cats REALLY pondering?
• How do you feel a quadrillionaire by reducing your work in two and using Facebook likes?
• What would you do if you are out in space and need to use the bathroom?

...just a few of life's more essential questions that Karturian hopes to answer on his quest. Hilarious, surreal, unstable, fun, and strangely moving sometimes, this interpersonal satire is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy matches Kilgore Trout and Venus on the Half-Shell. Entire world Lazy throws modern-day issues and reports matters into a comedic food processor and spits them out into a scrumptious sci-fi pate. The matters include eating disorders, low birthrate, cell cryopreservation, patriarchal and matriarchal societies, intercultural relationships, global warming, unethical technological and medical advancements, volunteering in impoverished nations, free-range farming, the robot apocalypse, lazy entrepreneurship, and everyone's obsession with pet cats!