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A rant-ish memoir by the veteran stand-up comedian and previous co-host of That Metal Show, with a foreword by Jim Norton Twitter Trolls. Facebook Freaks. Instagram Exhibitionists. These are just a few of the animals our technology-obsessed culture has spawned in its search to simplify our lives. The madness is so general given that everyone has dealt with it. You login to Facebook, read a ridiculous post, and immediately want to inform your "friend" to visit have relations with himself. Sure, public advertising may keep us connected, but it is just a breeding ground for idiots, and these idiots have crowd-sourced a storm of pointless information, corny jokes, and douchebag play that's spending our time and screwing with our satisfaction. Fortunately, popular comedian and tv set web host Jim Florentine has a remedy for those of us on the verge of bashing our iPhones to bits. In Everybody Is Awful, Florentine attacks terrible people and terrible situations with the same biting satire and cringe-worthy humor that made him famous on tv set shows like Crank Yankers, Meet the Creeps, and That Metal Show. Along the way, Everybody Is Awful takes listeners through the author's formative years, a period filled with rebellion and terrible behavior, to the crazy start of his profession as a stand-up comedian. Florentine also recounts how he developed an obsession with pranks that morphed into his exclusively vigilante style of funny and made him one of the very most renowned prank callers of all time. Florentine excels at channeling the center rage we all feel at the apparently small annoyances of life and his supporters love the cathartic connection with his entertaining ranting and raving, a tradition continuing in Everybody Is Awful. Performing as a de facto therapist, Florentine diagnoses terrible behavior, shames terrible people, and offers comedic takes how to reclaim our lives from everything.