Download The Beer's Folded and the Laundry's Cold: Mostly True Adventures in Housewifery AudioBook Free

In The Beer's Folded and the Laundry's Chilly: Usually True Journeys in Housewifery, Paige Kellerman follows up her entertaining debut - At Least My Stomach Hides My Cankles - with the natural next step-taking on budgeting, newborns, and attempting to keep the day drinking down to a minimum while residing at home. At the primary, it's a tale of a female who worked in an office and didn't, instead focusing on trying to make money stretch such as a two dollar couple of panty hose, upping her fashion game to include occasionally wearing jeans, and using flat childproof scissors to lower out coupons and wads of gum from her kid's head of hair. Listeners will learn how to:

Cry about student education loans
Accept the futility of cleaning while children are awake
Make their spouse feel uncomfortable, using only dialogue
Boogie in the grocery store

This entertaining follow-up is not really a "how-to" on being the perfect father or mother, but rather a tale of 1 woman running the home such as a boss-that is, when she's not scraping failed Pinterest-inspired tests out of the crockpot, filling up the bird feeder and looking forward to rogue squirrels, or inhaling the smell of an laundry sheet such as a Snuggle-scented sedative. Housewifery just achieved its match.

Category: Parenting & Families