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"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks. Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Getting up after an excellent night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.For a few couples, the complete biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, plus they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn by himself). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. A whole lot worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of any blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. And that really sucks.
