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Audie Award Finalist, Humor, 2014 The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel - a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale. "Are you currently a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are re-purposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Continue reading! "Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is various other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days - a travel agent - and discover a vintage treasure map. She may have been a witch, incidentally. Our heroes soon go on a search for the Golden Monkey, which takes them in to the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu. There, they meet untold dangers, confront strange natives, kill and eat Turtle People, kill various other things and folks, eat one more thing, and discover the ruins of ancient civilizations. "As our narrator says, 'The ruins were impressive. But like so many civilizations, they forgot the rule that might have saved them: Don't allow vines grow around you.'"