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Travel of Nice Dude Island You sole? How's that seeing thing working for you? Getting the recommended nightly allowance of love and passion? Or are you at the point where a bottle of Pinot, a good Television set series, and a family pet or two are all you will need? Thirteen years to be one, after 13 many years of marriage, has still left me in a peculiar place - on Nice Dude Island. I'm not the hostile bad young man who hooks women along with his mysterious patterns. I'm polite, kind, and considerate, which translates into "f--king boring" for far too many potential mates. Hence, all my paddling away from the island lands me in strong currents, taking me back again where I began. If you visit my island, what you'll find can be an often-sedated, yet content human population of 1 and two-thirds (guy felines, Syd and Symon). The refrigerator is filled with ale, tuna, hot sauce, and ready meals. The fridge has ice packs for sore, old muscles. Nothing at all else to see here. Nearly Barbados. On this island, even masturbation has become tedious, so I venture out nightly searching for stimulation. This is a document of these travels. May you get humor in my meaning - it continues me afloat. Yours, stranded, Phil
