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He's not a douchebag; but it doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one. My friends want me to get laid. So much so that they plastered my unpleasant mug all over campus in bold printed words: Will you be the lucky female who's heading to break our roommate's cherry? Him: Socially awkward man with average-sized manhood looking for inclined sexual spouse. You: Must have a pulse. He will reciprocate with oral. Word him at: 555-254-5551. The morons can't even spell. And the texts I am obtaining are what moist dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they make an effort to change me into one. This isn't the kind of attention I'd like. One text stands out from hundreds. One quantity I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in dark and white. However, after experiencing her personally, I understand she's not the girl for me personally. But my friends won't let up - they just do not get it. Douchebags or not, there's a very important factor they'll never understand: Females don't want me. Especially her.
