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No book can guarantee you an extended and happy relationship, even if the writer didn't know about your secret hygiene problem. However the cover of your book is not a spot to discuss that. In Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex, one of America's most beloved writers turns his keen, if somewhat rheumy, eye to the institution of marriage.Dating. "These are nonstereotypical times we reside in, by which After all that it is the responsibility of the woman to think up excuses that get progressively more obvious before man understands that the woman would rather munch on a rat pancreas."Sex. "I'm afraid that people must talk here about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the Frontiers of Human Understanding, and also we want to sell as much books as you possibly can to adolescent boys."Marriage. "Most squabbles focus on money. For example, you need it food, while your spouse wants to buy a thoroughbred racehorse. It is important, in these circumstances, for both of you to be willing to sit down and make an effort to achieve a workable compromise. In cases like this, you could buy a thoroughbred racehorse and eat it."