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He's back! Within a voice more cantankerous and comically pungent than ever, George Carlin spouts off on everything from British royalty ("EVERY DAY in the life span of Henry VIII") to auto racing ("Sports OUGHT TO BE Fixed") to American politics ("Don't Blame the Leaders").
With his manic mind and motor mouth in high gear, he rants against anyone who tells him to "have a good day" and skewers the euphemism epidemic ("To be honest, some of this language makes me want to vomit. Well, perhaps 'vomit' is too strong a word. It creates me want to engage in a involuntary personal protein spill"). When Carlin's in a far more reflective mood, he reveals, "I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended onto it," and ponders the really big questions, like "Is actually a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?" and "Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only 1 word for love? "What his candid take on "life's little moments" lacks in political correctness, it more than makes up for in gut-busting laughs. He's the guy who dares say what ordinary people hesitate even to think. And he does so with techniques that are often raunchy and always riotous.
With his manic mind and motor mouth in high gear, he rants against anyone who tells him to "have a good day" and skewers the euphemism epidemic ("To be honest, some of this language makes me want to vomit. Well, perhaps 'vomit' is too strong a word. It creates me want to engage in a involuntary personal protein spill"). When Carlin's in a far more reflective mood, he reveals, "I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended onto it," and ponders the really big questions, like "Is actually a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?" and "Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only 1 word for love? "What his candid take on "life's little moments" lacks in political correctness, it more than makes up for in gut-busting laughs. He's the guy who dares say what ordinary people hesitate even to think. And he does so with techniques that are often raunchy and always riotous.
