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From the number-one bestselling writer of Running with Scissors and Dry comes Augusten Burroughs's most eagerly anticipated collection yet: true stories that provide voice to the thoughts that we all have but dare not mention.
It commences with a Tang Instant-Breakfast Drink television set commercial:
"Yes, you, Augusten. You were great. We want you." I is now able to trace my manic adult tendencies to this moment. It had been the first time I felt deeply thrilled about something just a fraction of an instant after being completely crushed. I really believe those three words "We want you" were enough to cause my brain to rewire itself, and after that, I would require more than other people....- from Magical Thinking's "Commercial Break"
A contest of wills with a deranged cleaning lady. The execution of any rodent completed with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. A new kind of "roof work." Dating an undertaker who turns up in a minivan. This is the fabric of Augusten Burroughs's life: a assortment of true stories that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate, stories that shine a flashlight into both dark and hilarious places. With Magical Thinking, Augusten Burroughs goes where other memoirists fear to tread.
It commences with a Tang Instant-Breakfast Drink television set commercial:
"Yes, you, Augusten. You were great. We want you." I is now able to trace my manic adult tendencies to this moment. It had been the first time I felt deeply thrilled about something just a fraction of an instant after being completely crushed. I really believe those three words "We want you" were enough to cause my brain to rewire itself, and after that, I would require more than other people....- from Magical Thinking's "Commercial Break"
A contest of wills with a deranged cleaning lady. The execution of any rodent completed with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. A new kind of "roof work." Dating an undertaker who turns up in a minivan. This is the fabric of Augusten Burroughs's life: a assortment of true stories that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate, stories that shine a flashlight into both dark and hilarious places. With Magical Thinking, Augusten Burroughs goes where other memoirists fear to tread.