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Several jerks wake me up at the split of noon. Seems my klepto uncle stole a historical deck of Tarot credit cards from a high-powered wizard, and too many losers want to mess up my day to get them back. The credit cards are cool, therefore i check them out, but my magic-happy cousin, Sabrina, informs me I'm not likely to touch them. Oops. Too late. Now the damn credit cards are tuned to me, and if someone else wants to use them, I must perish. Why couldn't she have led with this information? Magic was never my world, but my dad is one of the very most powerful wizards on the planet, so I've acquired unrealized potential if I ever bother to apply myself. I'd alternatively force nap, but with wizards, gunslingers, and cannibalistic shark dudes coming at me, that isn't gonna happen. They state I'm a half-assed wizard, but if I don't play my credit cards right, I'm gonna get my whole ass killed.
