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"You've got to read this incredible book! WHENEVER I read it, I thought the author was a man. I said, 'Man, he knows how to speak to other guys.'" ~Howard Stern
How to Dump Your Wife is a step-by-step guide to the divorce process, starting with personal preparation, to hiring the right attorney, to succeeding in divorce court -- all the way through to freedom.
You will understand how to survive the three types of wives:
- the doting, clingy sweetheart who wants to stay married at all costs;
- the shrill, abusive, spiteful, and totally draining harpy; and
- the self-absorbed career woman with powerful friends and her own agenda.
How to Dump Your Wife will educate you on:
- The nuts and bolts of the unjust divorce system and how to turn the tables.
- A step-by-step guide to the whole process, starting with personal preparation, to hiring the right attorney, to succeeding in divorce court -- all the way through to freedom.
- Your best approaches for asset protection using cutting-edge expertise, and that means you won't wind up in prison. (See Chapter 5: 50/50 My Ass!)
- How to approach custody issues and that means you won't lose your kids.
- How to document your wife's illegal and unethical behavior in preparation for divorce.
- How to combat brutal strategies your lady and her lawyer may try to utilization in divorce court, including making use of your children as hostages and falsely accusing you of sexual or physical abuse.
- How to counteract the legal weapons your wife's lawyer will deploy to be able to steal (yes, STEAL) all the money from you as it can be.
- How to regulate your own lawyer so he continues doing work for your interests and not his own (often overlooked, unfortunately).
- How to cope with your wife's efforts to embarrass you and damage your livelihood.
- Ways to reduce future payments to your ex-wife.
- How to take care of the delicate problem of having a girlfriend through the divorce process.
- How to maintain a good attitude by overcoming the most frequent mental and emotional problems divorcing men face.
CHAPTER LIST
Introduction: Your Emancipation Proclamation
1 - Think Back. Were You Trapped?
2 - First Things First
3 - Goodbye, Guilt
4 - With Or WITH OUT A Girlfriend?
5 - 50/50 My Ass! [Formerly, Hide Your Money!]
6 - What About Your Kids?
7 - Prepare To Unload
8 - Breaking The News & THE TOP Bribe
9 - Lawyers & Other Scoundrels
10 - Begging & Pleading
11 - Friends You Once Had
12 - Young Women AROUND You
FROM THE PUBLISHER
Many of the readers of this book are saddled with a soul-sucking shrew of an wife.
But we almost changed the title of this revised edition to "How to Dump Your Wife (or Husband)" since an enormous segment of our readers are women using the same thought processes and strategies when they are saddled with a dickish lout of an husband.
Still other women have figured this book makes a great gift for several male friends.
The purpose of this book is to entertain and also to impart the non-public opinion of the author. The author is not really a lawyer. She actually is a humorist and an enthusiastic cultural observer who'll make you laugh during some of your darkest hours. To prospects who benefit from it, to people who disagree with it, and also to those who get a good laugh from it, your responses are welcome.
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