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There’s no doubt about it—breakups suck. However in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there’s one important truth you will need to recognize: Some things can’t and shouldn’t be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced one to dump him. It’s over for grounds, and deep down inside you probably know what that reason is. It’s called a breakup because it’s broken, and starting today, you’re not the kind of woman who settles for broken, or hangs to damaged goods, be it a radio, a pair of shoes, or a relationship. It’s time to eliminate all the broken stuff you’ve been lugging around for days, months, and perhaps even years, and make the bold decision to start out looking for items that works! Because the longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to see a great one. So start this book, and let’s dive in—our goal is to help you turn your breakup into the event that changes your life for the better with techniques you never dreamed possible. It’s not an end, it’s a beginning! After all . . . you are a Superfox.
It’s past two in the morning. You’re on your third glass of wine. You’re wearing his sweater because it still smells like him (and to be honest, he hardly ever really smelled that great, but we’ll give it for you). Stamp out that dumb French cigarette and put down that phone. No really, don’t make that call. Why? Because you’re not that girl, looking for another chance with someone who has proven himself unworthy of your greatness. You’re not that girl, sitting alone with a box of tissues whenever a world full of possibilities waits outside her door. Starting right here, right now, it’s time and energy to dry your tears, put down that pint of ice cream, log out of his email, and open this book to chapter one--and start turning your breakup into a break-over.
The co-author of the smash two-million copy bestseller He’s NOT That Into You, Greg Behrendt knows that the one thing harder than realizing he’s not that into you is locating the courage to walk away from the relationship. But Greg and his co-author and wife, Amiira, also know that there’s a flip side to every breakup: As dark as everything seems right now, this may be the single most sensible thing that’s ever happened for you.
It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken is the best survival guide to recovering from Mr. Wrong and reclaiming your inner Superfox. From how to put yourself through “he-tox,” to how to throw yourself a kick-ass pity party, Greg and Amiira share their hilarious and helpful roadmap so you can get at night heartache and back into the game. They give advice on:
•Why you shouldn’t call him—and what he’s thinking when you do
•How to keep friends and family and not lose your job
•How to avoid breakup pitfalls: IMing, stalking, having sex with your ex
•Reframing reality—seeing the relationship for what it was
•How to transform yourself into a hot, happening Superfox and get a join the better, brighter future that awaits
It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken gives you all you need to get over him and make the right decisions along the way. Complete with an important workbook to help you put the crazy down in writing and not take it out into the world, this is a straight-talking, spot-on, must-have manual for finding your way back to a far more rocking you.
