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Does the very thought of mistletoe give you hives?
Does the sound of jingling bells
instill fear in your heart?
Do you hide under the covers from your day after
Thanksgiving till New Year's Day?
And even though you love Christmas, do the
hyperconsumerism, overindulgence, and
tinsel-covered everything cause you to crazy?In the event that you said yes to these questions, this is the book for you. You are not alone. Everyone has a Christmas-nightmare story to share. Some of the best writers around have gone through some of the worst Christmases ever. Their tales of holly-draped horror are gathered here for your amusement, from NEAL POLLACK's Christmas-ham disaster to the accidental Santahood of JONI RODGERS to BINNIE KIRSHENBAUM's getting what might be the worst gift idea ever given. And Stanley Bing gives us a peek at the lonely guy's Xmas feast. All this, plus a lot more recollections of Worst Noels past.So pour yourself one glass of eggnog, chisel off a piece of rock-hard fruitcake, and relax in the big comfy chair by the fireplace where in fact the stockings have been hung with such care -- and settle in to read The Worst Noel.
