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Are you a victim of a crime of the heart?
Is your relationship an unsolved mystery?

It's time to investigate the Dating DNA.On this hilarious and helpful handbook, best-selling author Ian Kerner introduces us to the DSI team, a top-secret unit within the FBI (that is the Federal Bureau of Intimacy) whose sole mission is to research dating dilemmas and equip you with the abilities you need so you're never again a dating victim.Through humorous and engaging case studies, you'll find out about boyfriends who might be gay, gamers who won't intensify to the plate, and wimps who won't decrease for the count. You'll meet Dating DUPEs (Desperately UNDER GREAT PRESSURE to Evaluate) and their antagonistic ARSEs (Anti-Relationship Suspect Examinees). You'll gain unprecedented usage of previously classified relationship rap sheets: detailed reports that reveal interpersonal infractions, mating misdemeanors, and flirtatious felonies. You'll boldly go where no civilian has gone before once we apply the latest forensic tools to decipher complex dating data: From testing for SPARK (Sexual Potential and Romantic Kinship), to seeing undercover agents in the MBU (Missing Boyfriends Unit), Kerner ventures above the law and under the covers.Because in the end . . . the love life you save may be your own.