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The drinks are on us!Serge A. Storm returns -- and so does Tim Dorsey -- for another hilarious tour of the wacky underside of sunlight State. And this time our lovable but maniacal hero is on a mission: Stay off police radar and reinvent himself.Naturally Serge makes a beeline to the Reinvention Capital of america, the Florida Keys, where nobody is who they appear to be and the freaks will be the least of your worries.The perfect place for Serge to merge!Unfortunately, various other less likable lunatics have latched to the same idea, and the sheriff's fax machine keeps jamming because of all the APBs coming in such as a storm front going to break ... Lurking beneath paradise are many questions: Who is the mystery driver of the metallic green Trans Am? The brown Plymouth Duster with Ohio plates? How about the white Mercedes with tinted windows?Who will keep it all straight?Serge can!At least when he's not conch blowing, Seven-Mile Bridge running, underwater romancing, operating an all-inclusive twelve-step program, or seeking to convince his accidental posse that he's not the messiah.However the questions only lead to more questions: How come everyone afraid to create foot on No Name Key? Why are they more afraid of the smuggler left over from the days of the past, when all the telephone booths are covered with drug dealers' numbers? What was Serge thinking when he got married? What was she thinking? Who rises from the dead to wreak havoc on the newlyweds' bliss? Will the Skunk Ape win the scavenger hunt? Who will survive the Key West beach bash from hell? And just why is everyone hammered on a regular basis?Maybe it's something in the Torpedo Juice ...
