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I am Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with an increase of women than is safe or reasonable, and simply generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I really do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the entire world. ?from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:
"I am completely baffled concerning how you can congratulate yourself to be a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. You don't feel that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is the best thing to offer?"
"Many thanks, thank you, many thanks?for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what this means to be always a man, for existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ?screw the machine? and be myself and have fun. My entire life truly began after i finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary in what plan of action I will take, I just ask myself, ?What Would Tucker Do???and I really do it, and I am a better man for it."
"I think it is truly appalling that we now have people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don?t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."
"I?ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to the people. You?re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian on top of that. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
"You will be the coolest person I could even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
