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Jim Norton is a pervert
in the truest sense of the word. The physical exact carbon copy of a tall slug, he pays a lot of money for massages with happy endings which is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He's also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of most himself.
Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny assortment of essays, Norton tackles the matters that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their focus on detail, and the majority of all, hilarious.
Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best continue reading an empty stomach.
