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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. WHILE I see the hot spittle flying from other mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when Personally i think truly alive.”
So starts If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.
Coulter is among the most brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any moment she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too much!” and hopefully predicting that time it'll bring a crashing end to her career.
Now you can read all the quotes which have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries compiled by Coulter and a huge selection of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s undertake:
• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the others of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office rather than under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the planet earth. We have dominion within the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit within the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next matter you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, being that they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the unlawful alien of commentary. I am going to do the jokes that no one else can do.”
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or wants to hate) Ann Coulter.
From the Hardcover edition.
