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"Nausea, then microamnesia, then the laughing jag, then sex. Show patience. The clear light comes next. Then we can discuss Truth. As if we haven't been discussing everything along."
-Hagbard Celine, The Golden Apple Illuminatus! Part II, from the original and genuine trilogy of conspiracies, is conducted in every its unabridged brilliance by a full ensemble cast. Packaged in a carnival bundle of timeless truths and Joycean high camp, The Golden Apple serves as a perennial instructions for life on Earth in which you will be fortunate to learn: the Guerrilla Ontology of Markoff Chaney; the secret history of Atlantis; why gorillas and dolphins don't ordinarily speak to humans; the conspiracy against sex; the origins of the Trojan War (starring Eris, the namesake of our solar system's most recent planet); the startling truth about UFOs; and the final secret of the Illuminati. Consider yourself warned.
