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We all know Drew Carey from The Drew Carey Show and his award-winning stand-up career, but do we really know Drew Carey, the individual? Bawdy and irreverent, Dirty Jokes and Beer shows the many sides to this misunderstood Hollywood star:
The Health Conscious Drew: They say that exercise and proper diet will be the keys to a longer, healthier life. Oh well...Watch out for my next book, "How I Died While Jogging."
Drew the Lover: I browse the Forum letters in Penthouse convinced that I could study from them. I recall thinking sometimes as i was having sex, "Let's see now. How did 'Surprised in Cincinnati' take action?"...In case a Playboy Playmate said in her questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I'd go out and buy some tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and hairy chests, I'd cry.
And Drew's formula that took him from lonely teenager to successful megastar: Avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don't expect sex on the first date, and never pay more than twenty dollars for a lap dance.
Dirty Jokes and Beer features all this, plus a section that Drew calls kind of an Drew Carey in the Fourth Dimension [but] still close enough to the true Drew to scare me.
This audiobook contains adult language.
