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When Southern belle Ellie McBride steps her twins from Vertigo, Tennessee, to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. However the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its site. So concealing Rumpy from the hotel staff--especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who like nothing much better than to change their pet into pork roast--becomes essential.

Can a talented, sensitive pig survive the claustrophobic, neurotic strains of life in the Big Apple? Can the McBride twins keep their important pet from becoming the chef's favorite entree? Get ready for a wonderful ride as master storyteller Jimmy Buffett calls for readers on a brilliantly funny romp through Manhattan and beyond. From spoiled rock superstars to highly caffeinated soccer coaches, Buffett's satirical view of American culture never ceases to bite and delight.

Category: Rock