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The hilarious bill of one female’s relationship and divorce—Big Easy- style
Place against the vibrant backdrop of New Orleans, SOUTHERN FRIED DIVORCE raucously recounts the writer’s divorce from "That X"—a classic bad youngster—and the unstable roles he performs in her life afterward. The reserve opens with his showing up on her behalf doorstep, in mid-Spring, protected in red and inexperienced ribbon, smelling of Jim Beam, and bearing a belated Holiday product—a security package in the form of a .38 revolver and a dark brown puppy. After thinking the type of ex-husband gives his better half a weapon, she gives the puppy back and the journeys start ex-husband and the dark brown dog, who are soon inseparable, start out.
The entertaining vignettes that ensue include: the guidelines to Redneck Roulette; post-divorce making love ("Smurfing"); a divorce pay out that includes a bar tabs forever; how to teach a dog to drive a Cadillac; getting mugged with her own cutlery; putting on a keg into a soccer game; instructions how to make the best Holiday roast south of the Mason-Dixon line and other fine Southern recipes; and the antics of her infamous former mate and the dark brown dog—two cohorts mythic therefore inseparable they performed naked synchronized swimming mutually at the 1984 World’s Good. Conner weaves mutually a one-of-a-kind love storyline that exposes the humility of all human relationships, and implies that the finish of relationship is not the finish of love.
