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You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a nighttime spent at a club, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only rest from a disastrous getaway. Often embarrassing and unpleasant, sometimes outlandish, but usually only a necessary and amazing bad, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as love-making itself as common as a club stool. Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, razor-sharp, and not shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred bank account of what can happen between a guy and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one nights love. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her unpleasant tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a guy who loves to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Urged by her motley assortment of friends (aka: her lovers in crime) but challenged by her family (who at times end up a surprise area of the come across), Chelsea strikes underlying part and bounces again, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you will not be ashamed to speak about each day.
