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At forty-seven, Gil is the world's oldest twenty-two-year-old man. He lives rent-free as a handyman in the L.A. summer time house of a couple of abundant retirees who only come out for vacations. Gruff, shrewdly observant, but perplexed and beleaguered by women since his nasty divorce, Gil has been going out with Sara, an animal communicator, long enough to converse freely with all four of his pet dogs (especially Jimmy, the alpha). When Jimmy discovers Gil isn't his natural father, he calls for to meet his birth mother, a puppy managed by Gil's naughty ex-wife, Eden, now remarried to a much wealthier man. Then Gil's employers take their holiday, forcing him to relocate and establishing in action an odyssey that eventually shines a light on the root of Gil's problems with women and adulthood by forcing him to go in along with his mother. Filled up with the sharp public and sexual insight-and an uncanny knowledge of the thought techniques of dogs-that have become Merrill Markoe's trademarks, Nasal Down, Eyes Up is a howlingly funny tale of love, making love, and this is of family.