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Another brilliantly funny new work from the Queen of the Quip; the author of the Weekend Times bestseller How to Kill Your Spouse (and other useful household hints).
Lucy’s been married for so long, her wedding qualification should maintain hieroglyphics. When Jasper walks out after eighteen years, she panics. Exactly what will she do about vehicle maintenance, moving heavy items and Allen secrets? Not to mention her rebellious teenage little princess, Tally, who blames Lucy for the marital meltdown. Low self-esteem is hereditary: you get it from your kids. While Tally’s occupied looking for a loophole in her delivery qualification so she can put herself up for adoption, Lucy strives to accept that a child is forever and not just for Holiday. Could teenagers be God’s abuse for having intimacy in the first place?
This is a e book about what to do when you fall season in love. (Clean it off your shoes before you walk everything on the carpet.) But above all, it’s a survival guide for anyone who has became aware that the perfect relationship is like an climax — many of them are faked.
