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With this sidesplitting send-up of church life, a entertaining ensemble of God-fearing, husband-hungry parishioners embark on a mission that is certain to give new interpretation to the term man hunter...
The users of the Oh-Lawd-Why-Am-I-Still-Single church group have gathered to complain about the slender pickings in their little town of Pelzer, South Carolina. They're driven to revamp their man-chasing strategies. And newcomer Birdie Tweet, really the only Caucasian person in the group, may offer just the chance they're looking for...
At forty-two and nearly six feet extra tall, Birdie's love life has been as unpromising as the other women's until a recently available telephone call from a guy she met 2 yrs before. Honey-colored and debonair, Lyon Lipps is an irresistible Afro-Latino hunk. Unbeknownst to Birdie, he's also a con designer who have seduced women of all ages, races, styles, and sizes. Now he's found Jesus and wishes to reconnect with good Sister Tweet.
But when Birdie passes around Lyon's image, which is in fact his mug shot, several in the group acknowledge him. Even their sorriest wallflower, Sister Petunia, has been blessed--and cursed--with his attentions. With each tale, Birdie's hopes for romance perish, and her anger is resurrected...
The ladies devise a way to get payback from Lyon Lipps while improving their chances of meeting men at the same time. They're heading cruising aboard the aptly known as ship, Desperation of the Seas. And they are planning to trick Lyon into cruising along with them by causing him the blessed "winner" of a free ticket.
Soon, they're cruising the high seas, driving a wave of bickering, betrayal, and unholy habit, with a lot of laughs--and a few genuine revelations--along the way...
