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“It is a truth universally acknowledged a zombie in possession of brains must maintain want of more brains.”So starts Delight and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded release of the much loved Jane Austen book featuring all-new displays of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our account opens, a inexplicable plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the deceased are time for life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is set to get rid of the zombie menace, but she’s soon sidetracked by the introduction of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with a great deal of civilized sparring between your two young buffs—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield. Can Elizabeth vanquish the spawn of Satan? And beat the cultural prejudices of the class-conscious arrived gentry? Filled with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses, Delight and Prejudice and Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you’d really need to listen to.
