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For supporters of Max Brooks’s The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere you go, a hilarious debut book about life (and love) after death.
Meet Andy Warner, a just lately deceased everyman and recently minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him individuals, Andy is having somewhat of trouble modifying to his new living. But all of that changes when he would go to an Undead Private meeting and locates kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a tastes for the formaldehyde in plastic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash sufferer with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. Once the group fulfills a rogue zombie who instructs them the joys of individuals flesh, things begin to get messy, and Andy embarks on the journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket to the SPCA to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the privileges of zombies everywhere you go.
Darkly funny, interestingly coming in contact with, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie humor (rom-zom-com, for brief) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring to get more.
