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What do you get when you mix the Virgin Mary with Brooke Shields, put in a trash-talking beauty queen wannabe and throw in several talking nipples? One of the most laugh-out-loud books you’ll read all season.
Peter Paddington is 13, overweight, the main topic of his classmates’ ridicule, and the sufferer of too many bad movie-of-the-week storylines. When Peter’s nipples start speaking to him one day and inform him of these diabolical intend to expose his magic formula desires to the earth, Peter sees himself cornered in a global that seems to have no tolerance for difference.
Peter’s only solace is “The Bedtime Films” — perfect-world fantasies that lull him to rest every night. But when the lines between Peter’s fantasy world and his fact start to blur, no one is safe from the depths of Peter’s thoughts — especially Peter himself.
