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When I first learned that I used to be pregnant, I thought this was going to be the most blessed, beautiful, rose-petals-at-my-feet-and-bluebirds-lighting-upon-my-forearm time of my entire life.Then I proceeded to go for my first prenatal visit. Which starts with a weigh-in. From comedian Anita Renfroe, already beloved by women's groups and YouTube viewers across America, comes this entertaining and brazenly genuine take a look at motherhood and middle time. Well-known for her live performance of the "Mommy Track," which barrels through everything a mom says to her kids in one day to the melody of the "William Tell Overture" (just two minutes and fifty-five mere seconds), in Don't Say I Didn't Warn You, Renfroe now transforms her irreverent and daringly accurate comic attention to other female conditions. In chapters with labels like "Brother, IS IT POSSIBLE TO Free an Epidural?" and "Playing Favorites (Or, As a matter of known fact, I REALLY DO Love Your Brother More)," she dares to speak what other women are thinking - but don't say out loud. Using wit and honesty as her weapons of choice, Renfroe shares her deeply funny and relatable assumes everything from weddings to mammograms to every woman's never-ending search for just one good photo of herself. The world is a bounty of materials for Renfroe; with it, she makes a feast of laughter for us all. Don't say we didn't warn you.