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Henry “Hen” Birnbaum’s sister, Sarah, lacking for over yearly, has come home unexpectedly, without explanation in any way. But he can’t leave sufficiently alone; Hen must find out why she disappeared, even if she earned’t tell him. It’s not like he has anything easier to do. His partner just dumped him and kicked him out of their strap. He can’t play the bass worthy of crap anyway. His interpersonal life includes night after nights VH1 marathons along with his best friend and next-door neighbor, the neurotic Emma Timber. Hen’s sure the answers to Sarah’s lost season lie with Gabriel Stern ― Sarah’s friend from school who also happens to be a twenty-two-year-old fugitive from regulations and Hen’s bass teacher . . . too bad he can’t play bass worthy of crap either. A month into his search, Hen has had countless consultations with Emma, viewed roughly fifty-three reruns of Behind the Music, and made one new Facebook friend. Regrettably, he’s no closer to any revelations about his sister. The truth is, he’s too distracted to notice it, but while Hen’s been looking for all your answers, something mind-blowing occurred: He received a life.