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Candid, outspoken, laugh-out-loud funny essays from much-loved Samantha Bee, variety of TBS's uproarious late-night show Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, professional producer and writer of TBS's comedy tv series The Detour, and former The Daily Show with Jon Stewart’s Most Mature Correspondent.
In I Know I Am, But WHAT EXACTLY ARE You? she shares her unique and irreverent point of view on themes as wide-ranging as:
BARBIE’S Wish HOUSE
There have been six main players in my coterie: G.I. Joe (macho, good-looking), Question Woman (hot, carpet-munching neighbor, active with athletics), Marie Osmond (job gal, smart), Ken (homosexual, naturally), regular Barbie (slutty, dumb, eternally one), and an old-timey Barbie from the sixties (cigarette smoker’s cough, swinger).
HER Years as a child CRUSH
I needed a notebook dedicated to ironing out the details of my postmarital name change. Samantha Christ. Mrs. Jesus H. Christ. Actually, Jesus and I were so tight that if at at any time He should materialize, I recognized we would pay attention to my disco files and eat Tang right from the deal, just like lovers does.
Health club Course
My grandmother would send me in a navy-blue, puffy-sleeved, one-piece cashmere sweat suit with a patent-leather belt, and warn me never to perspire in it, since it was dry-clean only.
FAMILY TIES
There’s really nothing creepier than heading someplace with one of your parents and having people think you are alongside one another, as one or two. Of lovers. Who get it done. With one another.
