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What now ? after you write a number-one best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures which makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you have another f-ing publication on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous tales of bad decisions, debauchery, and intimate recklessness, Assholes Surface finish First starts where I Hope They Help Beer In Hell remaining off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You know how women respond to confidence, game, and vodka, but what goes on when you add money and popularity to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of requesting: What's it prefer to have sexual intercourse with a midget? What about two midgets? How exactly does it feel to get multiple demands to "fuck for charity"? Exactly what does it do to a guy to view a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sexual intercourse with you before her twin sister does? At what range of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling just like a job? When a woman you met three hours before decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what's the appropriate effect? Is it possible to X-ray a blowjob? The email address details are inside, they can be absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's activities: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
