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"I was within my wit's end. I'd had enough of the job, this life, and my romance had broken up. Should I eat delicious chocolate, or go to India, or street to redemption in love? Then I had a surprising rvelation: Why not do all three, for the reason that order? "Therefore it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then converted to a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an aircraft with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I got ushered brusquely from the plane by my parents, who required me to a rehab where I analyzed positive for coke, traditional coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there which i first started out painting with my foot. "But rewind.... The entire year was 1914. I got just a young German soldier portion in the trenches while simultaneously trying to demolish an evil engagement ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while baking every menu out of any Julia Child cookbook. What I'm attempting to say is the fact there is a secret code concealed in a painting and I wanted it with this lady who had a tattoo of any dragon! "I want to clarify, it was the 1930s and a couple of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, fine? And, um i quickly floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge.... "Ugh, okay. None of them of this holds true. I'm just kind of a standard guy from New Jersey who transferred to NY, got into humor, wrote this booklet about trying to write this booklet, and then transferred to Alaska, became the mayor of a tiny town, put in $30,000 on underwear, and today I'll rule the globe!!!"
