Download It's Not Me, It's You: Impossible perfectionist, 27, seeks very very very tidy woman AudioBook Free
A control freak looks for love (women who leave damp teaspoons in glucose bowls do not need to apply). 'I haven't woken up with a cup of tea by the bed for seven years. It appears such a little thing but it's one of one thousand things I miss about having someone around to look after me. I've spent my whole adult life getting things just how I want them and everything I want now could be you to definitely give everything up for.' Jon Richardson. Is your filing faultless? Your CDs, apostrophes, cutlery all in the right places? Is it possible to eat a biscuit in the right way? Then Jon Richardson (solitary for seven years and counting) could be your ideal man...Living by themselves in a one bedroom even in Swindon, 27 calendar year old Jon has already established far too much time on his hands to believe. In fact to obsess. About almost anything. Jon's obsessive compulsive personality disorder has seen him organise the coins in his pouches in ascending size and coloring code his bookshelves. It requires him significantly less than 90 seconds to discover a receipt for a set of shoes he bought in 1997. Over to the filing case and R for receipts, S for shoes. But Jon doesn't want to be like this, in fact he'd quite like to talk about his life with someone. But who could that someone be? Someone like himself, a quarrelsome perfectionist only with breasts and less body hair? Definitely not. But who exactly is Jon looking for and where will he find her? Faced with a loveless future filled up with his own peculiar quirks and perfectionism, Jon packages about his search for THE MAIN ONE. The question is, will he brain her keeping the knives to the left of the forks in the cutlery drawer or organising the CDs by genre rather than alphabetically?
